My Afternoon.

The air was crisp and fresh. I put my North Face fleece on, wrapped a scarf around my neck, pulled on my red mittens, and went out side to go for a walk. I had only walked a couple blocks when I spotted something. I couldn't tell what is was at first but when I looked closer I discovered it was a puppy. The most adorable puppy I had ever seen in my life in fact. Its drool was rainbows and its poop was sugar cubes and gumballs. It was as cute as

and

All combined. And then doubled. It was the sweetest little thing. When I was arms length away, it perked up and bounded over to me giving me a big slobbery kiss. The kiss was delivered with such love I couldn't help but smile. I wanted nothing more then to take it home with me but I have been bugging my mom to get a kitten and her answer is always no without a hesitation. I wanted to savor my time with the cutie pie so I decided to have him accompany me on the rest of my walk. 

We came to a street. I paused for a moment to look both ways but the puppy was too excited to wait, he ran ahead.

OH MY GOODNESS. 

The puppy was no more. Oops...

Now to lighten the mood. 

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” 

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. 

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

Didn't work? hmmmmmm. 

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. 

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” 

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.” 

You got to to admit that one was funny.

Which day of the week do fish hate?.......

Fry-Day  Especially in Wisconsin. They LOVE their fish fries on Friday! and their beer...  And if you have nooo funny bone and haven't even cracked a smile maybe this will do it :)  I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.  Not screaming in terror like his passengers.   If you still haven't laughed lets just go for a new classic.  Knock knock?  Who's there? I ate mop You finish it. Laughing? I am.  Now hopefully you have laughed, cried, and been joyous and angry while reading. :)  (and enjoyed my interpretation of what a puppy killed by a car looks like....;))